The Mi(C)ro-D.T

Another Drum n Bass set from Flex

Flex dropped into Flatland Central the other day armed with a bag of old drum & bass records and this is what happened when he hit the decks.

Mi(c)ro-D.t in The Soup (Tureen 001)

Stock provided by Channelled Messages - Tongues Of Light with additional ingredients listed below:

Cheetah2 (Ld Spectrum) < pitched up > - Aphex Twin

Deep Six Textbook - Let's Eat Grandma

Two Dogs Dead (BoC mix) - cLoudDead

Pinky's Dream (Trentemøller mix) - David Lynch & Karen O

Blue Flowers (Automator mix) - Dr Octagon

Here's an alternative World Cup mix, off the decks but with added Alan Partridge. No "football's coming home".

1. Goal! - Depth Charge
2 World In Motion (Carabinieri Mix) - EnglandNewOrder
3 Touched By The Hand Of Cicciolina (Extra-Time) - PWEI
4 Romario - Depth Charge

Goal, etc...

As a riposte to Moby's looping of ancient phonographs, His Sampled Voice's Phil Jeffcott gone done this (1999/2000):

Back then, I done this:

File Under 'Jumblist' - JoLyOn (1999)

1. Wet Paper Bag
2. 1w@ntt0d@nce
3. Golden Wonder
4. Mute Ant-Jizz
5. Virus With Shoes (People Suck)
6. Into The Zeroes (New Decayed)
7. Bandwagon Jumper 99
8. Chaos To Order
10. Nordic Horses (Live)

Ever wondered about the secret life of British children's television most sinister doll and why exactly that elephant on Blue Peter shat itself? Wonder no more... "Let's see what's through the Weird Window" (C) Phil Jeffcott/His Sampled Voice Recordings 2004

Back in 1997 Paint delivered the tapes of their new album to their record label. The label didn't like it and dropped them. Paint were livid. They stuck the tracks onto some cassette tapes and gave them to a couple of people and then disappeared forever. I was one of those people. I've just found the tape... So, no track listing, just the tracks as recovered as best as possible from a dusty C90. Paint were Leo Baroni, Barry Jones, Robin Hill, Rob Van De Schootbrugge and featured Paul Sampson as 'Spoon-Boy'

Mild green fairy liquid from Phil & Jon recorded in 2009. The album is available on iTunes and from Amazon here http://www.amazon.co.uk/Phil-Jon/dp/B002IRRMB8/ref=sr_shvl_album_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1310737959&sr=301-1

Recorded in 2010 during a rare live performance in Bergen, Norway. Available on the album 'Trad Arr - The Phil Jeffcott Band' www.myspace.com/philjeffcott or look for the official page on Facebook

We present 7 tracks from the nineties taken from the Joseph J Lion albums "Flatland Welcomes Careful Junkies", "Night Falls On Flatland" and "Last Exit To Flatland" 1. Chameleonic Volvo Paranoia 2. Eart'worm (featuring Phil Jeffcott) 3. Less Doubt, More Fear 4. Plan B 5. Rainstick 6. The Man With The Missing Plot 7. Adios Amigos!

Here's Party-Guy throwing together some tunes to accompany the 1950's porn films we show round here at Flatland Central...

Presenting today 5 songs from the once released but now deleted album '24 Hours To Spend His Giro' by Paint. 1. 24 Hours 2. Club Cleaners 3. Mrs E's Damn Chips 4. Visitor 5. Let's Get Wet Paint were Leo Baroni, Barry Jones, Robin Hill, Rob Van De Schootbrugge and featured Paul Sampson as 'Spoon-Boy' (C) 1996 Paint

Never released. Unsearchable on the internet. Lost... For a couple of years Adi and Dom rocked the shop as Machines, and now it's all gone. In attempt to reunite the pair I'm releasing my pick of their tracks as a free download. They will be reunited in court to sue me. This, my friends, is what jesuS would do. If he had a record company. Between The Static & The Silence - Machines 1. Killer 2. Switch Off The Lite 3. Strictly Rhythm 4. Disposable Lovers 5. Life & Times All rites preserved. Copy, right? Adi Frost and Dom Boyd. Stolen by me. For everyone else.

Seasons Greetings! 1. God Help These Merry Gentlemen - Phil 'Trad Arr' Jeffcott 2. The Freewheelin' Santa Claus Blues - Phil 'Bob Dylan' Jeffcott 3. Jingle Bell Rock - Phil 'The Byrds' Jeffcott 4. I Saw Momma Kissin' Santa Claus - Phil 'Suicide' Jeffcott 5. Once In Royal David's City - Phil 'Tom Waits' Jeffcott 6. Jingle Bells - Phil 'Roxy Music' Jeffcott 7. Piece Of Pipes - Phil 'Anon' Jeffcott See you in 2010. Have a great Holiday! PS. The Bob Dylan bit might not be 'work safe'

Coming soon: The Christmas Podcast, bizarre cover versions of Xmas classics in the style of various unlikely performers. Until then, here's the Bill Withers classic 'Lovely Day' done like early Radiohead!

Jon Blore & Phil Jeffcott have a new album out and you can actually buy it, or tracks from it, as a download on iTunes (apparently, have a search) and also from Amazon.co.uk here: http://tinyurl.com/ndshxs So, here's 4 tracks from the 16 track album, for free. Have a listen: 1. Ghost Stations 2. Glass Eyed Friend 3. Thunder Thighs 4. Down To The Sea

Presenting a track from Jon Blore's forthcoming album.

I'm watching the movie adaptation of John Fowles' book The Collector, starring Terrance Stamp (1967). It reminded me that Tabletop did a song about it (and other things) back in 2001, so here it is:

I had a very strange night with these people http://www.myspace.com/bittenbyamonkey here http://www.iotacism.com/klinkerizer/ . So in the spirit of a night of mental music I've put together the HSV response. Here are five songs from the last twenty years that rather stretch traditional ideas of form and structure. It's all a bit difficult, but after the first three minutes it at least stops being terrifying. The Sickness - Dr Blood Plan B (brand new coat of paint mix) - J J Lion Vs Paint Atom Heart Motherf**ker - J J Lion & Sharkmeat Concrete Cornflakes - The Moss Quiches Johnny Rumbler - Mista P (Kraft)

Half an hour of original electronic music by unsigned artists. 1 Golden Wonder - Jolyon 2 WIWRL - Collaborators 3 Barrett Comes Alive - Phil Jeffcott 4 Pneumatic Daughter - Joseph J. Lion 6 The Last Laugh - Prism Further details can be found at www.chaos2order.org

Half an hour of original alternative music by unsigned artists. 1 Disto (Version) - Phil Jeffcott 2 Lazy Blind Songs - Sun/Smile 3 Your Day - Jon Blore 4 For Free - Aspen Woods 5 Tonight - Tabletop 6 Gee, It's William! - Grimace Further details can be found at www.chaos2order.org

From the 2003 album 'Mu SiK FhR Mi SiC MeWs' it's a bit of old skool Dr Who based nonsense featuring Jolyon and his friend Mobus who is playing Scriabin on cello.

Half an hour of original alternative music by unsigned artists. 1 Issac - Jon Blore 2 Summer Slain - The Phil Jeffcott Band 3 Frequency Failing - Tabletop 4 Killer- Machines 5 The Singer - Aspen Woods 6 Faith, Hope, Abandonment - Dr Blood 7 And Your Bird's Got Flu- Phil & Jon Further details can be found at www.chaos2order.org Next Week: Some individual original songs in high quality. Any requests?

Half an hour of original electronic music by unsigned artists. 1 Wet Paper Bag - Jolyon 2 The Hitchhiker, The Killer - Dr Blood 3 By The River Tundra - Mista P 4 Deep Fill (Airstrip Mix) - Prism 5 Less Doubt, More Fear - Joseph J. Lion 6 Morte D'Artoo - Phil Jeffcott Further details can be found at www.chaos2order.org Next Week: The same again but with songs and guitars.

Since I'm setting out my stall, just one more 'cast. An original tune by me from the 1999 album, 'File Under Jumblist' it's 'Chaos To Order'.

Here's part 2. That's all until next Sunday! I should explain. All the ‘Darkbag’ mixes are spooky eclectic soups made up of ambient, alternative, electronica, drum ‘n’ bass, hardcore, jungle, stories and weird noises. If anyone feels they infringe on their copy-rites, let me know and they will be removed.

This one is slightly more frightning. I should explain. All the 'Darkbag' mixes are spooky eclectic soups made up of ambient, alternative, electronica, drum 'n' bass, hardcore, jungle, stories and weird noises. If anyone feels they infringe on their copy-rites, let me know and they will be removed.

The other 'alf. (It starts very quietly...) I should explain. All the 'Darkbag' mixes are spooky eclectic soups made up of ambient, alternative, electronica, drum 'n' bass, hardcore, jungle, stories and weird noises. If anyone feels they infringe on their copy-rites, let me know and they will be removed.

I did this mix years ago, it'll have to be published in bits though. Here's part 1. I should explain. All the 'Darkbag' mixes are spooky eclectic soups made up of ambient, alternative, electronica, drum 'n' bass, hardcore, jungle, stories and weird noises. If anyone feels they infringe on their copy-rites, let me know and they will be removed.