Flex is back!

• March 22nd, 2017

Another Drum n Bass set from Flex

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DJ Flex

• July 30th, 2016

Flex dropped into Flatland Central the other day armed with a bag of old drum & bass records and this is what happened when he hit the decks.

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Mi(C)ro-D.t in The Soup 001

• July 13th, 2016

Mi(c)ro-D.t in The Soup (Tureen 001)

Stock provided by Channelled Messages - Tongues Of Light with additional ingredients listed below:

Cheetah2 (Ld Spectrum) < pitched up > - Aphex Twin

Deep Six Textbook - Let's Eat Grandma

Two Dogs Dead (BoC mix) - cLoudDead

Pinky's Dream (Trentemøller mix) - David Lynch & Karen O

Blue Flowers (Automator mix) - Dr Octagon

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DJ Mi(c)ro-D.T goes Football Krazy!

• June 12th, 2014

Here's an alternative World Cup mix, off the decks but with added Alan Partridge. No "football's coming home".

1. Goal! - Depth Charge
2 World In Motion (Carabinieri Mix) - EnglandNewOrder
3 Touched By The Hand Of Cicciolina (Extra-Time) - PWEI
4 Romario - Depth Charge

Goal, etc...

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Robert Johnson Vs Phil Jeffcott - Come On In My Kitchen

• February 10th, 2014

As a riposte to Moby's looping of ancient phonographs, His Sampled Voice's Phil Jeffcott gone done this (1999/2000):

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File Under ‘Jumblist’ - JoLyOn (1999)

• February 7th, 2014

Back then, I done this:

File Under 'Jumblist' - JoLyOn (1999)

1. Wet Paper Bag
2. 1w@ntt0d@nce
3. Golden Wonder
4. Mute Ant-Jizz
5. Virus With Shoes (People Suck)
6. Into The Zeroes (New Decayed)
7. Bandwagon Jumper 99
8. Chaos To Order
10. Nordic Horses (Live)


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Hamble - Phil Jeffcott

• March 3rd, 2012

Ever wondered about the secret life of British children's television most sinister doll and why exactly that elephant on Blue Peter shat itself? Wonder no more...

"Let's see what's through the Weird Window"

(C) Phil Jeffcott/His Sampled Voice Recordings 2004

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Raiders Of The Lost Art: Paint - Brave The New World

• August 10th, 2011

Back in 1997 Paint delivered the tapes of their new album to their record label. The label didn't like it and dropped them. Paint were livid. They stuck the tracks onto some cassette tapes and gave them to a couple of people and then disappeared forever. I was one of those people. I've just found the tape...

So, no track listing, just the tracks as recovered as best as possible from a dusty C90.

Paint were Leo Baroni, Barry Jones, Robin Hill, Rob Van De Schootbrugge and featured Paul Sampson as 'Spoon-Boy'

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Absinthe For Breakfast - Phil & Jon

• July 15th, 2011

Mild green fairy liquid from Phil & Jon recorded in 2009. The album is available on iTunes and from Amazon here http://www.amazon.co.uk/Phil-Jon/dp/B002IRRMB8/ref=sr_shvl_album_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1310737959&sr=301-1

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Grease (Live) - The Phil Jeffcott Band

• February 10th, 2011

Recorded in 2010 during a rare live performance in Bergen, Norway.

Available on the album 'Trad Arr - The Phil Jeffcott Band'

www.myspace.com/philjeffcott or look for the official page on Facebook

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Joseph J Lion

• November 20th, 2010

We present 7 tracks from the nineties taken from the Joseph J Lion albums "Flatland Welcomes Careful Junkies", "Night Falls On Flatland" and "Last Exit To Flatland"

1. Chameleonic Volvo Paranoia

2. Eart'worm (featuring Phil Jeffcott)

3. Less Doubt, More Fear

4. Plan B

5. Rainstick

6. The Man With The Missing Plot

7. Adios Amigos!

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DJ Mix: Party-Guy Gets Filthy

• August 24th, 2010

Here's Party-Guy throwing together some tunes to accompany the 1950's porn films we show round here at Flatland Central...

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Raiders Of The Lost Art: 24 Hours To Spend His Giro - Paint

• August 6th, 2010

Presenting today 5 songs from the once released but now deleted album '24 Hours To Spend His Giro' by Paint.

1. 24 Hours

2. Club Cleaners

3. Mrs E's Damn Chips

4. Visitor

5. Let's Get Wet

Paint were Leo Baroni, Barry Jones, Robin Hill, Rob Van De Schootbrugge and featured Paul Sampson as 'Spoon-Boy'

(C) 1996 Paint

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Raiders of the Lost Art: Between The Static & The Silence - Machines

• July 17th, 2010

Never released. Unsearchable on the internet. Lost... For a couple of years Adi and Dom rocked the shop as Machines, and now it's all gone. In attempt to reunite the pair I'm releasing my pick of their tracks as a free download. They will be reunited in court to sue me. This, my friends, is what jesuS would do. If he had a record company.

Between The Static & The Silence - Machines

1. Killer

2. Switch Off The Lite

3. Strictly Rhythm

4. Disposable Lovers

5. Life & Times

All rites preserved. Copy, right? Adi Frost and Dom Boyd. Stolen by me. For everyone else.

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His Sampled Voice XmasCast 001

• December 18th, 2009

Seasons Greetings!

1. God Help These Merry Gentlemen - Phil 'Trad Arr' Jeffcott

2. The Freewheelin' Santa Claus Blues - Phil 'Bob Dylan' Jeffcott

3. Jingle Bell Rock - Phil 'The Byrds' Jeffcott

4. I Saw Momma Kissin' Santa Claus - Phil 'Suicide' Jeffcott

5. Once In Royal David's City - Phil 'Tom Waits' Jeffcott

6. Jingle Bells - Phil 'Roxy Music' Jeffcott

7. Piece Of Pipes - Phil 'Anon' Jeffcott

See you in 2010. Have a great Holiday!

PS. The Bob Dylan bit might not be 'work safe'

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Lovely Day - Phil Jeffcott

• December 7th, 2009

Coming soon: The Christmas Podcast, bizarre cover versions of Xmas classics in the style of various unlikely performers. Until then, here's the Bill Withers classic 'Lovely Day' done like early Radiohead!

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Phil & Jon

• August 2nd, 2009

Jon Blore & Phil Jeffcott have a new album out and you can actually buy it, or tracks from it, as a download on iTunes (apparently, have a search) and also from Amazon.co.uk here: http://tinyurl.com/ndshxs

So, here's 4 tracks from the 16 track album, for free. Have a listen:

1. Ghost Stations

2. Glass Eyed Friend

3. Thunder Thighs

4. Down To The Sea

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Yakitori - Jon Blore

• May 29th, 2009

Presenting a track from Jon Blore's forthcoming album.

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The Collector - Tabletop

• May 17th, 2009

I'm watching the movie adaptation of John Fowles' book The Collector, starring Terrance Stamp (1967).

It reminded me that Tabletop did a song about it (and other things) back in 2001, so here it is:

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His Sampled Voice WeirdCast 001

• May 8th, 2009

I had a very strange night with these people http://www.myspace.com/bittenbyamonkey here http://www.iotacism.com/klinkerizer/ . So in the spirit of a night of mental music I've put together the HSV response. Here are five songs from the last twenty years that rather stretch traditional ideas of form and structure. It's all a bit difficult, but after the first three minutes it at least stops being terrifying.

The Sickness - Dr Blood

Plan B (brand new coat of paint mix) - J J Lion Vs Paint

Atom Heart Motherf**ker - J J Lion & Sharkmeat

Concrete Cornflakes - The Moss Quiches

Johnny Rumbler - Mista P (Kraft)

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His Sampled Voice BeepCast 002

• March 23rd, 2009

Half an hour of original electronic music by unsigned artists.

1 Golden Wonder - Jolyon

2 WIWRL - Collaborators

3 Barrett Comes Alive - Phil Jeffcott

4 Pneumatic Daughter - Joseph J. Lion

6 The Last Laugh - Prism

Further details can be found at www.chaos2order.org

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His Sampled Voice SingCast 002

• March 22nd, 2009

Half an hour of original alternative music by unsigned artists.

1 Disto (Version) - Phil Jeffcott

2 Lazy Blind Songs - Sun/Smile

3 Your Day - Jon Blore

4 For Free - Aspen Woods

5 Tonight - Tabletop

6 Gee, It's William! - Grimace

Further details can be found at www.chaos2order.org

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The Brain Of Scriabin - Jolyon (Featuring Mobus)

• February 10th, 2009

From the 2003 album 'Mu SiK FhR Mi SiC MeWs' it's a bit of old skool Dr Who based nonsense featuring Jolyon and his friend Mobus who is playing Scriabin on cello.

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His Sampled Voice SingCast 001

• February 6th, 2009

Half an hour of original alternative music by unsigned artists.

1 Issac - Jon Blore

2 Summer Slain - The Phil Jeffcott Band

3 Frequency Failing - Tabletop

4 Killer- Machines

5 The Singer - Aspen Woods

6 Faith, Hope, Abandonment - Dr Blood

7 And Your Bird's Got Flu- Phil & Jon

Further details can be found at www.chaos2order.org

Next Week: Some individual original songs in high quality. Any requests?

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His Sampled Voice BeepCast 001

• February 4th, 2009

Half an hour of original electronic music by unsigned artists.

1 Wet Paper Bag - Jolyon

2 The Hitchhiker, The Killer - Dr Blood

3 By The River Tundra - Mista P

4 Deep Fill (Airstrip Mix) - Prism

5 Less Doubt, More Fear - Joseph J. Lion

6 Morte D'Artoo - Phil Jeffcott

Further details can be found at www.chaos2order.org

Next Week: The same again but with songs and guitars.

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Chaos To Order

• February 1st, 2009

Since I'm setting out my stall, just one more 'cast. An original tune by me from the 1999 album, 'File Under Jumblist' it's 'Chaos To Order'.

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What’s in my other Darkbag? Part 2

• February 1st, 2009

Here's part 2. That's all until next Sunday!

I should explain. All the ‘Darkbag’ mixes are spooky eclectic soups made up of ambient, alternative, electronica, drum ‘n’ bass, hardcore, jungle, stories and weird noises. If anyone feels they infringe on their copy-rites, let me know and they will be removed.

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What’s in my other Darkbag? Part 1

• February 1st, 2009

This one is slightly more frightning.

I should explain. All the 'Darkbag' mixes are spooky eclectic soups made up of ambient, alternative, electronica, drum 'n' bass, hardcore, jungle, stories and weird noises. If anyone feels they infringe on their copy-rites, let me know and they will be removed.

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What’s in my Darkbag? Part 2

• January 31st, 2009

The other 'alf. (It starts very quietly...)

I should explain. All the 'Darkbag' mixes are spooky eclectic soups made up of ambient, alternative, electronica, drum 'n' bass, hardcore, jungle, stories and weird noises. If anyone feels they infringe on their copy-rites, let me know and they will be removed.

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What’s In My Darkbag? Part 1

• January 31st, 2009

I did this mix years ago, it'll have to be published in bits though. Here's part 1.

I should explain. All the 'Darkbag' mixes are spooky eclectic soups made up of ambient, alternative, electronica, drum 'n' bass, hardcore, jungle, stories and weird noises. If anyone feels they infringe on their copy-rites, let me know and they will be removed.

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