Episodes
Wednesday Mar 22, 2017
Saturday Jul 30, 2016
DJ Flex
Saturday Jul 30, 2016
Saturday Jul 30, 2016
Flex dropped into Flatland Central the other day armed with a bag of old drum & bass records and this is what happened when he hit the decks.
Wednesday Jul 13, 2016
Mi(C)ro-D.t in The Soup 001
Wednesday Jul 13, 2016
Wednesday Jul 13, 2016
Mi(c)ro-D.t in The Soup (Tureen 001)
Stock provided by Channelled Messages - Tongues Of Light with additional ingredients listed below:
Cheetah2 (Ld Spectrum) < pitched up > - Aphex Twin
Deep Six Textbook - Let's Eat Grandma
Two Dogs Dead (BoC mix) - cLoudDead
Pinky's Dream (Trentemøller mix) - David Lynch & Karen O
Blue Flowers (Automator mix) - Dr Octagon
Thursday Jun 12, 2014
DJ Mi(c)ro-D.T goes Football Krazy!
Thursday Jun 12, 2014
Thursday Jun 12, 2014
Here's an alternative World Cup mix, off the decks but with added Alan Partridge. No "football's coming home".
1. Goal! - Depth Charge
2 World In Motion (Carabinieri Mix) - EnglandNewOrder
3 Touched By The Hand Of Cicciolina (Extra-Time) - PWEI
4 Romario - Depth Charge
Goal, etc...
Monday Feb 10, 2014
Robert Johnson Vs Phil Jeffcott - Come On In My Kitchen
Monday Feb 10, 2014
Monday Feb 10, 2014
As a riposte to Moby's looping of ancient phonographs, His Sampled Voice's Phil Jeffcott gone done this (1999/2000):
Friday Feb 07, 2014
File Under 'Jumblist' - JoLyOn (1999)
Friday Feb 07, 2014
Friday Feb 07, 2014
Back then, I done this:
File Under 'Jumblist' - JoLyOn (1999)
1. Wet Paper Bag
2. 1w@ntt0d@nce
3. Golden Wonder
4. Mute Ant-Jizz
5. Virus With Shoes (People Suck)
6. Into The Zeroes (New Decayed)
7. Bandwagon Jumper 99
8. Chaos To Order
10. Nordic Horses (Live)
Saturday Mar 03, 2012
Hamble - Phil Jeffcott
Saturday Mar 03, 2012
Saturday Mar 03, 2012
Ever wondered about the secret life of British children's television most sinister doll and why exactly that elephant on Blue Peter shat itself? Wonder no more... "Let's see what's through the Weird Window" (C) Phil Jeffcott/His Sampled Voice Recordings 2004
Wednesday Aug 10, 2011
Raiders Of The Lost Art: Paint - Brave The New World
Wednesday Aug 10, 2011
Wednesday Aug 10, 2011
Back in 1997 Paint delivered the tapes of their new album to their record label. The label didn't like it and dropped them. Paint were livid. They stuck the tracks onto some cassette tapes and gave them to a couple of people and then disappeared forever. I was one of those people. I've just found the tape... So, no track listing, just the tracks as recovered as best as possible from a dusty C90. Paint were Leo Baroni, Barry Jones, Robin Hill, Rob Van De Schootbrugge and featured Paul Sampson as 'Spoon-Boy'
Friday Jul 15, 2011
Absinthe For Breakfast - Phil & Jon
Friday Jul 15, 2011
Friday Jul 15, 2011
Mild green fairy liquid from Phil & Jon recorded in 2009. The album is available on iTunes and from Amazon here http://www.amazon.co.uk/Phil-Jon/dp/B002IRRMB8/ref=sr_shvl_album_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1310737959&sr=301-1
Thursday Feb 10, 2011
Grease (Live) - The Phil Jeffcott Band
Thursday Feb 10, 2011
Thursday Feb 10, 2011
Recorded in 2010 during a rare live performance in Bergen, Norway. Available on the album 'Trad Arr - The Phil Jeffcott Band' www.myspace.com/philjeffcott or look for the official page on Facebook
Saturday Nov 20, 2010
Joseph J Lion
Saturday Nov 20, 2010
Saturday Nov 20, 2010
We present 7 tracks from the nineties taken from the Joseph J Lion albums "Flatland Welcomes Careful Junkies", "Night Falls On Flatland" and "Last Exit To Flatland" 1. Chameleonic Volvo Paranoia 2. Eart'worm (featuring Phil Jeffcott) 3. Less Doubt, More Fear 4. Plan B 5. Rainstick 6. The Man With The Missing Plot 7. Adios Amigos!
Tuesday Aug 24, 2010
DJ Mix: Party-Guy Gets Filthy
Tuesday Aug 24, 2010
Tuesday Aug 24, 2010
Here's Party-Guy throwing together some tunes to accompany the 1950's porn films we show round here at Flatland Central...
Friday Aug 06, 2010
Raiders Of The Lost Art: 24 Hours To Spend His Giro - Paint
Friday Aug 06, 2010
Friday Aug 06, 2010
Presenting today 5 songs from the once released but now deleted album '24 Hours To Spend His Giro' by Paint. 1. 24 Hours 2. Club Cleaners 3. Mrs E's Damn Chips 4. Visitor 5. Let's Get Wet Paint were Leo Baroni, Barry Jones, Robin Hill, Rob Van De Schootbrugge and featured Paul Sampson as 'Spoon-Boy' (C) 1996 Paint
Saturday Jul 17, 2010
Raiders of the Lost Art: Between The Static & The Silence - Machines
Saturday Jul 17, 2010
Saturday Jul 17, 2010
Never released. Unsearchable on the internet. Lost... For a couple of years Adi and Dom rocked the shop as Machines, and now it's all gone. In attempt to reunite the pair I'm releasing my pick of their tracks as a free download. They will be reunited in court to sue me. This, my friends, is what jesuS would do. If he had a record company. Between The Static & The Silence - Machines 1. Killer 2. Switch Off The Lite 3. Strictly Rhythm 4. Disposable Lovers 5. Life & Times All rites preserved. Copy, right? Adi Frost and Dom Boyd. Stolen by me. For everyone else.
Friday Dec 18, 2009
His Sampled Voice XmasCast 001
Friday Dec 18, 2009
Friday Dec 18, 2009
Seasons Greetings! 1. God Help These Merry Gentlemen - Phil 'Trad Arr' Jeffcott 2. The Freewheelin' Santa Claus Blues - Phil 'Bob Dylan' Jeffcott 3. Jingle Bell Rock - Phil 'The Byrds' Jeffcott 4. I Saw Momma Kissin' Santa Claus - Phil 'Suicide' Jeffcott 5. Once In Royal David's City - Phil 'Tom Waits' Jeffcott 6. Jingle Bells - Phil 'Roxy Music' Jeffcott 7. Piece Of Pipes - Phil 'Anon' Jeffcott See you in 2010. Have a great Holiday! PS. The Bob Dylan bit might not be 'work safe'
Monday Dec 07, 2009
Lovely Day - Phil Jeffcott
Monday Dec 07, 2009
Monday Dec 07, 2009
Coming soon: The Christmas Podcast, bizarre cover versions of Xmas classics in the style of various unlikely performers. Until then, here's the Bill Withers classic 'Lovely Day' done like early Radiohead!
Sunday Aug 02, 2009
Phil & Jon
Sunday Aug 02, 2009
Sunday Aug 02, 2009
Jon Blore & Phil Jeffcott have a new album out and you can actually buy it, or tracks from it, as a download on iTunes (apparently, have a search) and also from Amazon.co.uk here: http://tinyurl.com/ndshxs So, here's 4 tracks from the 16 track album, for free. Have a listen: 1. Ghost Stations 2. Glass Eyed Friend 3. Thunder Thighs 4. Down To The Sea
Friday May 29, 2009
Yakitori - Jon Blore
Friday May 29, 2009
Friday May 29, 2009
Presenting a track from Jon Blore's forthcoming album.
Sunday May 17, 2009
The Collector - Tabletop
Sunday May 17, 2009
Sunday May 17, 2009
I'm watching the movie adaptation of John Fowles' book The Collector, starring Terrance Stamp (1967). It reminded me that Tabletop did a song about it (and other things) back in 2001, so here it is:
Friday May 08, 2009
His Sampled Voice WeirdCast 001
Friday May 08, 2009
Friday May 08, 2009
I had a very strange night with these people http://www.myspace.com/bittenbyamonkey here http://www.iotacism.com/klinkerizer/ . So in the spirit of a night of mental music I've put together the HSV response. Here are five songs from the last twenty years that rather stretch traditional ideas of form and structure. It's all a bit difficult, but after the first three minutes it at least stops being terrifying. The Sickness - Dr Blood Plan B (brand new coat of paint mix) - J J Lion Vs Paint Atom Heart Motherf**ker - J J Lion & Sharkmeat Concrete Cornflakes - The Moss Quiches Johnny Rumbler - Mista P (Kraft)
Monday Mar 23, 2009
His Sampled Voice BeepCast 002
Monday Mar 23, 2009
Monday Mar 23, 2009
Half an hour of original electronic music by unsigned artists. 1 Golden Wonder - Jolyon 2 WIWRL - Collaborators 3 Barrett Comes Alive - Phil Jeffcott 4 Pneumatic Daughter - Joseph J. Lion 6 The Last Laugh - Prism Further details can be found at www.chaos2order.org
Sunday Mar 22, 2009
His Sampled Voice SingCast 002
Sunday Mar 22, 2009
Sunday Mar 22, 2009
Half an hour of original alternative music by unsigned artists. 1 Disto (Version) - Phil Jeffcott 2 Lazy Blind Songs - Sun/Smile 3 Your Day - Jon Blore 4 For Free - Aspen Woods 5 Tonight - Tabletop 6 Gee, It's William! - Grimace Further details can be found at www.chaos2order.org
Tuesday Feb 10, 2009
The Brain Of Scriabin - Jolyon (Featuring Mobus)
Tuesday Feb 10, 2009
Tuesday Feb 10, 2009
From the 2003 album 'Mu SiK FhR Mi SiC MeWs' it's a bit of old skool Dr Who based nonsense featuring Jolyon and his friend Mobus who is playing Scriabin on cello.
Friday Feb 06, 2009
His Sampled Voice SingCast 001
Friday Feb 06, 2009
Friday Feb 06, 2009
Half an hour of original alternative music by unsigned artists. 1 Issac - Jon Blore 2 Summer Slain - The Phil Jeffcott Band 3 Frequency Failing - Tabletop 4 Killer- Machines 5 The Singer - Aspen Woods 6 Faith, Hope, Abandonment - Dr Blood 7 And Your Bird's Got Flu- Phil & Jon Further details can be found at www.chaos2order.org Next Week: Some individual original songs in high quality. Any requests?
Wednesday Feb 04, 2009
His Sampled Voice BeepCast 001
Wednesday Feb 04, 2009
Wednesday Feb 04, 2009
Half an hour of original electronic music by unsigned artists. 1 Wet Paper Bag - Jolyon 2 The Hitchhiker, The Killer - Dr Blood 3 By The River Tundra - Mista P 4 Deep Fill (Airstrip Mix) - Prism 5 Less Doubt, More Fear - Joseph J. Lion 6 Morte D'Artoo - Phil Jeffcott Further details can be found at www.chaos2order.org Next Week: The same again but with songs and guitars.
Sunday Feb 01, 2009
Chaos To Order
Sunday Feb 01, 2009
Sunday Feb 01, 2009
Since I'm setting out my stall, just one more 'cast. An original tune by me from the 1999 album, 'File Under Jumblist' it's 'Chaos To Order'.
Sunday Feb 01, 2009
What's in my other Darkbag? Part 2
Sunday Feb 01, 2009
Sunday Feb 01, 2009
Here's part 2. That's all until next Sunday! I should explain. All the ‘Darkbag’ mixes are spooky eclectic soups made up of ambient, alternative, electronica, drum ‘n’ bass, hardcore, jungle, stories and weird noises. If anyone feels they infringe on their copy-rites, let me know and they will be removed.
Sunday Feb 01, 2009
What's in my other Darkbag? Part 1
Sunday Feb 01, 2009
Sunday Feb 01, 2009
This one is slightly more frightning. I should explain. All the 'Darkbag' mixes are spooky eclectic soups made up of ambient, alternative, electronica, drum 'n' bass, hardcore, jungle, stories and weird noises. If anyone feels they infringe on their copy-rites, let me know and they will be removed.
Saturday Jan 31, 2009
What's in my Darkbag? Part 2
Saturday Jan 31, 2009
Saturday Jan 31, 2009
The other 'alf. (It starts very quietly...) I should explain. All the 'Darkbag' mixes are spooky eclectic soups made up of ambient, alternative, electronica, drum 'n' bass, hardcore, jungle, stories and weird noises. If anyone feels they infringe on their copy-rites, let me know and they will be removed.
Saturday Jan 31, 2009
What's In My Darkbag? Part 1
Saturday Jan 31, 2009
Saturday Jan 31, 2009
I did this mix years ago, it'll have to be published in bits though. Here's part 1. I should explain. All the 'Darkbag' mixes are spooky eclectic soups made up of ambient, alternative, electronica, drum 'n' bass, hardcore, jungle, stories and weird noises. If anyone feels they infringe on their copy-rites, let me know and they will be removed.